Dr. Vaginahands has vaginas for hands and is best known as Professor Dickhands' wife. She has made reference to her doctorate being a PhD (see Episode 17) but her area of specialty is unknown. What is known is that she fell wildly in love with professor of law Professor Dickhands after his wrongful dismissal case and that they later married and now have 'a little Dickhands on the way’ (see Episode 17). Professor Dickhands referred to his wife as Dr. Vaginafingers in Episode 82. It is unknown if this was a little joke on his behalf, whether Dr. Vaginahands has since changed her name, or whether Dr. Vaginafingers is his new partner.