Funny Lady’s father was a missionary who went to 'spread the word' in South America and has been described as ‘eccentric’ by Funny Lady historian Professor Sperm Delicious. He raised Funny Lady to be worshipped as a god (or demi-god) by a cannibal tribe deep in the Amazon jungle. We also know Funny Lady’s father had syphilis and was later eaten by that same cannibal tribe, forcing Funny Lady to flee, whereupon she came to live with her mother in New York City.