Geoffrey and Cyndell Thompson are dubbed the ‘Absolute Cream Team’ and appear on ‘Late Mornings with the Grub’ promoting their anti-aging cream in Episode 41. After noticing the preservative properties of McDonald’s cheeseburgers, Geoffrey smeared a patty on his wife’s face and decided to harness the idea in his new product. Geoffrey and Cyndell have successfully trialled their treatment on rodents, cultivating ‘movie star rats’ which they say are attractive enough to star in ‘Sex and the City 2’.
Geoffrey applies the cream to face of the host of 'Late Morning' (somewhat unusually, with his tongue) but gets carried away and eats the host's eyeball, ending the segment prematurely.