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Jim's Gaying was an advert and three part sketch from Episode 95. The premise is that Jim's Gaying is a franchised company, similar to Jim's Mowing. Jim’s Gaying can be called upon to send a registered, certified gay to ‘spice up what needs a spicing’.

In the first call Deanna talks to Jamie from Jim’s Gaying about her upcoming 50th birthday at Tullamarine.  According to Deanna she is comfortable with being grabbed on the breast by a gay man and her mother is comfortable with someone calling her ‘a big dirty slut’.  One of either Trevor, Adam or Will will be attending her party.

In the second call Brian (later, Troy) needs help because he is a ‘shit gay’ who wears cargo shorts.  He is coached to claim his favourite show is ‘RuPaul’s Drag Race’ and to trade his Staffy dog for a Chihuahua.

In the third call Dave has inhaled ‘video head cleaner’ (an illegal drug which he assumes is actually for cleaning VHS cassettes). After Jamie offers to send him further information about being 'serviced', Dave reveals his email address is cumlover69@aol.com