Rubby McFee likes to rub, and allegedly holds the Guinness World Record for 'most things rubbed'. We first meet him in Episode 83 as he is putting together a list of things of things to rub, for both good and bad luck, seeing as he is writing a big editorial for ‘Rub Weekly!’ and has a deadline coming up. Greg and Eddo are slightly exasperated at the fact that a professional rubber would need suggestions on what to rub.
Rubby's second appearance is in Episode 88. He apparently received a lot of mail since his last appearance on the show. He claimed to be releasing a book about different ways you can rub (up, down, left, right, forward, back, diagonals) which he assured Greg and Eddo will result in a best-seller. The book will also feature the history of rubbers, from the cavemen - who rubbed sticks together - onwards. The book's subtitle will be ‘Without rubbing you’d have nothing’.
In Bonus Episode 91 Rubby claims to have invented 'movie night'.
Rubby next appears in Episode 99 wanting to purchase some rubbing alcohol or other rubbing products from GrubMart. There he meets the manager, Big Bill Simmons, who is a big fan of Rubby's and they proceed to rub each other vigorously. Unfortunately the friction causes Rubby to combust.