Shirl and Clive were attendees of the Melbourne International Conspiracy Theory Conference (see Episode 85). Shirl claims that her husband Clive is actually musician Paul McCartney, and that Paul faked his death in 1966, had extensive facial reconstruction surgery and moved to Australia where the two met. Clive - who has a pronounced Welsh accent - doesn’t remember his life as a Beatle and claims never to have been to Liverpool. He is 4’11” tall.