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Smooth Thomas is a very smooth man. Has currently holds the record for the Smoothest Man in the World from the Guinness Book of Records.  Although he is of ‘average build’ clothes just slip off him, explaining why he is always nude.  Smooth Thomas maintains his smoothness by moisturising, as well as shaving so that he is completely hairless. 

During the 2020 lockdown Greg and Eddo interviewed Smooth Thomas where it was revealed that due to publicity from his world record, Thomas has been been in high demand. He has worked with Boeing (who he has helped on their 787 Dreamliners) and also with NASA who are studying him in order to make the smoothest material possible (see Episode 88).