'The Greatest Aussie Batsmen' is a two volume, 17 page cricket encyclopedia that is advertised in Episode 31. Sold for two easy payments of $873.22 the encylopedia features such greats as:
- Tim Wiggins
- Brian Wilson
- Steve Higgs
- Grendst
- Barrow
- Teem
- Bosley
- Jimdin
- Kram from Spiderbait
- Mummy the Biggest
- a computer
- Chim Van Sant
- Bob Bailey
- Sala’zar Jones
- Toes Toes Toes
- Artie Simmons
- Vehicular Manslaughter
- Harold Beanj
- Grass Snake
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