Toni Childs (born October 29, 1957) is a real life American singer-songwriter now residing in Australia. In Episode 101 Childs was the subject of an hilarious advert voiced by Xavier Michelides. The voice over is from the promoter of a fictional tour of 6 hour long shows from Toni, performed in various Western Australian locations such as the Perth Entertainment Centre.
The promoter refers to Childs as 'bipedal' and 'paper-thin', before revealing that she is the mother to his son, Tony Childs who he retained custody of. In a further revelation we hear that the tour is an expensive way to reunite the family and that tickets actually cost AUD$10,000 each.