Vlad the Impaled from Episode 2 has a big pole sticking out of his chest. Originally named ‘Mike’, his friend Gorshgshk dubbed him ‘Vlad the Impaled’ after a little girl stabbed him with the pole at the golf course for reasons unknown. The pole still remains in his body, in part due to his friend Gav telling him not to remove it. Vlad drives a Subaru Impreza but finds everyday tasks such a driving difficult due to the pole. Vlad is a self confessed anti-vaxxer and flat-earther.